Jamie Lynn Spears Naked

On June 19, 2008, Jamie Lynn Spears gave birth to Maddie Briann Aldridge.  Congratulations, teen mother!  Boy, is Casey Aldridge lucky he’s only about two years older than Jamie Lynn Spears!  Getting a sixteen year-old girl pregnant would’ve been something that would’ve totally ruined his future otherwise.  Which doesn’t mean he’s off the hook just yet.  Depending on where they did the deed, he could still be charged with something.  Still, with the recent birth of his and Jamie Lynn’s child, that’s probably be the last thing on his mind as the bask in the pure joy that a newborn brings.  The problems will come later, when Maddie’s sixteen and screwing around with her older boyfriend, getting pregnant in the process!

Good luck to the happy couple!  They’re going to need it, what with Jamie Lynn Spears going wild like her sister Britney, as seen in the pictures in that link we just posted…

I don’t know if her male teen fans will still find her sexy after seeing Jamie Lynn Spears all bloated and pregnant like this, but if she still wants to be as famous as her big sister, she’s gonna have to work at it.  Hard.  ‘Work at it’ of course means working out a lot, to burn all those excess pregnancy pounds.  Here she is getting out of her SUV.  Now can you tell me, which is the SUV and which is Jamie Lynn Spears?  They’re both wearing white and they’re both blocking the view, so I’m sort of confused on which is which.

Just kidding, with all of Britney’s millions, I’m sure they can afford a personal trainer and lots of medical enhancements, so all those elementary school boys who’ve been watching Nickolodeon because of her can rest easy.  I mean, just look at those legs, they’re still pretty nice and slender from the look of things.  She’ll be sexy again, and you can click on this link to see Jamie Lynn Spears naked — in your dreams, you horny kids!