Jamie Lynn Spears Naked

Jamie Lynn sure picked herself a real winner.  Her husband, Casey Aldridge, is looking more and more like the poster boy for stupid rednecks, what with the idiotic things he’s been doing lately.  Just a few months ago, for example, he was roaring around in an ATV with a gun in his lap and then ordered a bunch of paparazzi out of their “private property”, while pointing a gun at one of them.  But it turns out they were in public land after all.

And now here he is, after doing another stupid thing, which is taking his camera card to a local Wal-Mart to have copies made of the contents, and part of the contents were pictures of Jamie Lynn Spears’ titties.  No, don’t worry, they weren’t Vanessa Hudgens-type pics, Jamie Lynn was breast feeding at the time.  Well, naturally someone made copies of those photos and tried to sell them, which of course is a crime because Jamie Lynn’s still a minor.  And all that brouhaha is all thanks to Einstein over there on his ATV.

Didn’t he just threaten paparazzis for trying to take photos of them and now there he is practically giving away pics of his wife’s breasts!  He sure belongs with the Spears clan all right.  Check out this site, because one day when it’s legal, you might actually get to see her boobies over there!

On June 19, 2008, Jamie Lynn Spears gave birth to Maddie Briann Aldridge.  Congratulations, teen mother!  Boy, is Casey Aldridge lucky he’s only about two years older than Jamie Lynn Spears!  Getting a sixteen year-old girl pregnant would’ve been something that would’ve totally ruined his future otherwise.  Which doesn’t mean he’s off the hook just yet.  Depending on where they did the deed, he could still be charged with something.  Still, with the recent birth of his and Jamie Lynn’s child, that’s probably be the last thing on his mind as the bask in the pure joy that a newborn brings.  The problems will come later, when Maddie’s sixteen and screwing around with her older boyfriend, getting pregnant in the process!

Good luck to the happy couple!  They’re going to need it, what with Jamie Lynn Spears going wild like her sister Britney, as seen in the pictures in that link we just posted…

Ah, those more innocent days of yore, when Jamie Lynn Spears was just another teen hanging out with her friends on the beach, posing for the camera in their bikinis.  Now that’s what being a teen is all about, especially during the summer.  Girls in bikinis are a natural part of a guy’s summertime memories, especially if they’re the geeky loser types who look at those girls and bikinis through a telescope.  There’s a lot of memorization going on there, let me tell you!  I’m sure Jamie Lynn’s guy friends are missing her svelte figure, and her innocent ways, like licking a giant fake lollipop.  With another one of her hot friends at the other end of the huge sucker, those teenage boys might be feeling their swimming trunks getting a bit too tight, though.

Girls will be girls, especially today, when they’re running wild all over the place with their digicams.  If you want to see more of Jamie Lynn Spears’ wildest candid moments, click this link and see those pics she thought she’d safely hidden away!

I don’t know if her male teen fans will still find her sexy after seeing Jamie Lynn Spears all bloated and pregnant like this, but if she still wants to be as famous as her big sister, she’s gonna have to work at it.  Hard.  ‘Work at it’ of course means working out a lot, to burn all those excess pregnancy pounds.  Here she is getting out of her SUV.  Now can you tell me, which is the SUV and which is Jamie Lynn Spears?  They’re both wearing white and they’re both blocking the view, so I’m sort of confused on which is which.

Just kidding, with all of Britney’s millions, I’m sure they can afford a personal trainer and lots of medical enhancements, so all those elementary school boys who’ve been watching Nickolodeon because of her can rest easy.  I mean, just look at those legs, they’re still pretty nice and slender from the look of things.  She’ll be sexy again, and you can click on this link to see Jamie Lynn Spears naked — in your dreams, you horny kids!